From the Home Office in Wahoo, Tennessee....

I get lots of emails during the day - and I mean LOTS. Unfortunately, 99% are work related. However, there are the random gems I do receive from my co-workers. These are the emails that keep me from setting my desk on fire. Here are a few examples.
First, I was asked to participate in a caption contest for this picture. Here is my best submission - I expect an official fatwa to begin relatively soon.

I also had the horror of getting a long email filled with snapshots from the 1977 Sears Catalog. Here are some of my favorites:

The lime green toilet cozy - it looks so comfortable and makes me crave jello.

It's Miami Vice on St. Patricks Day!

Finally, this is probably how I was dressed in 1977. This would explain all of the nightmares and therapy.