Lock the Taskbar

I had to get this out of my head, so I now present my contribution to the collection of "Lock the Taskbar" lyrics bouncing around the internet.

(No, I did not make this video. The person who did rocks.)



Now the user told the help desk men
I just let my taskbar flip
Now it’s stuck over sideways
I can’t even move it to the top
I’m gonna have a heart attack
And stomp and scream and yell
I’m ready to haul this evil PC
Right to the landfill

CHORUS
You won’t have to fix it
Lockin the taskbar
Lock the taskbar
You won’t mess up and move it
Lockin the Taskbar
Lock the Taskbar

I don’t know how I did it
I know how that makes me sound
Irritating the office
With my Taskbar sideways bound
It makes me shout and scream out
And feel a little dumb
Our help desk fixer
Had his help desk fixin’ thumb
Remoted in to my screen
Had fixed the snare
In the phone he did wail

CHORUS
You won’t have to fix it
Lockin the taskbar
Lock the taskbar
You won’t mess up and move it
Lockin the Taskbar
Lock the Taskbar

Now it sounds fairly simple
But it really makes em mad
Bill Gates will say it’s real cool
To move that taskbar thing
But it can mess up its direction
It’s like it comes alive
My tech guy fixes it in a jiff
With his crazy Taskbar jive

CHORUS
You won’t have to fix it
Lockin the taskbar
Lock the taskbar
You won’t mess up and move it
Lockin the Taskbar
Lock the Taskbar

The tech guy uses his mouse pointers
He finally fixes your day
Don’t throw your mouse in a parking lot fit
Just groove the Taskbar way

As soon as the taskbar is
Fixed back down there
The office workers returned to
An email pile up nightmare

As soon as the taskbar is
Fixed back down there
The office workers wailed

CHORUS
You won’t have to fix it
Lockin the taskbar
Lock the taskbar
You won’t mess up and move it
Lockin the Taskbar
Lock the Taskbar

You won’t have to fix it
Lock the taskbar
(It won’t get jammed far over)
Lock the taskbar
You won’t have to fix it
Lock the Taskbar
(Fundamentally we can't break it.)
Lock the Taskbar
You won’t have to fix it
Lock the Taskbar
(Now you will not throw it.)
Lock the Taskbar