What happens when you outsource your food container printing to China?

Aunt Jemima knows what happens...

You send out packages proclaiming the new fast cooking tool - the "mircowave"!

It sounds so cool that maybe some company I can't pronounce in China might be developing it right now!

In other fun news, I have a 6AM flight to Charlotte tomorrow morning. I've tried later flights but then I hit all the traffic. So, I'll be in a sleep-deprived coma most of the day - which is not much different from the boredom or anger comas that I am in every other day.